Sir! Ask the computer! I was fixing leaks the whole time and asking it how to stay out of your way, Sir!

Really girl, you need to think about what you say and the consequences of it... or maybe she has...

Hummm... Get the kid in bad graces with his captain so not only do you end up with him, but he helps you all escape? Pretty Machiavellian, no?

There is that possibility.